My Friendly Little Foxhole

spankzilla85:

factota:

"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"

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Um. Yeah, the fact that this NEEDS to be explained….

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animaglacialis:

itsa-me-amelie:

verceri:

verceri:

sniperj0e:

sniperj0e:

ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog

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imagine that howling at the moon

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imagine

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Truly a ferocious predator.

And lastly: (He’s the pack leader obviously)

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the big wolves are his younger sisters

oh my fucking god it got better

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qalaba:

miscegene:

summertimelovegirl:

blue-author:

gallifrey-feels:

awkwardsmilememe:

THIS CROW FUCKING UNDERSTANDS WATER DISPLACEMENT. WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD EVERY YEAR BY A TEACHER HOW WATER DISPLACEMENT WORKS. DO THEY THINK I’M LESS INTELLIGENT THAN A FUCKING CROW? FUCKING DONE.


Crows discovered the principle of displacement in the third century BC, when the philosopher Awkimedes, upon noticing the level of his bird bath rose in proportion with the amount of his body that was submerged, reportedly exclaimed “EURECAW!” and flew through the streets of Athens shouting his discovery.

EURECAW

Tumblr will believe anything smfh. The law that’s being described is Archimedes’ Principle and Archimedes of Syracuse(the guy who discovered this) said Eureka, not Eurecaw.

qalaba:

miscegene:

summertimelovegirl:

blue-author:

gallifrey-feels:

awkwardsmilememe:

THIS CROW FUCKING UNDERSTANDS WATER DISPLACEMENT. WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD EVERY YEAR BY A TEACHER HOW WATER DISPLACEMENT WORKS. DO THEY THINK I’M LESS INTELLIGENT THAN A FUCKING CROW? FUCKING DONE.

Crows discovered the principle of displacement in the third century BC, when the philosopher Awkimedes, upon noticing the level of his bird bath rose in proportion with the amount of his body that was submerged, reportedly exclaimed “EURECAW!” and flew through the streets of Athens shouting his discovery.

EURECAW

Tumblr will believe anything smfh. The law that’s being described is Archimedes’ Principle and Archimedes of Syracuse(the guy who discovered this) said Eureka, not Eurecaw.

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jollyidiot:

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times

jollyidiot:

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times

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15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*

me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

Anonymous said: I gave my boyfriend a handjob under our table in olive garden

killer-titz:

olivegarden:

i’m calling the official president of the usa 

white person: how do you say my name in your language??

Granted, there are different ways to pronounce names in different languages.

anissaeatsbabies:

bibi-habibi:

anissaeatsbabies:

bibi-habibi:

anissaeatsbabies:

timelordparadise:

drbirdsadviceforsadpoets:

none of that was expected.

I have seen this at least five times and every time the ending takes me by surprise

Oh look it’s
bibi-habibi

>__>

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This is the kind of friendship we have.

Yes, but in reality, I would never harm you.

Except for that one time I accidentally almost lobbed your toe off with the  tiller. But this was not intentional.

Lol that was my own fault. I was wearing flip flops.

Lol true, we both were. Smart like that.

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anissaeatsbabies:

bibi-habibi:

anissaeatsbabies:

timelordparadise:

drbirdsadviceforsadpoets:

none of that was expected.

I have seen this at least five times and every time the ending takes me by surprise

Oh look it’s
bibi-habibi

>__>

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This is the kind of friendship we have.

Yes, but in reality, I would never harm you.

Except for that one time I accidentally almost lobbed your toe off with the  tiller. But this was not intentional.

(Source: earthexplodes.com)

bitrates:

I just want to feel loved and wanted

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anissaeatsbabies:

timelordparadise:

drbirdsadviceforsadpoets:

none of that was expected.

I have seen this at least five times and every time the ending takes me by surprise

Oh look it’s
bibi-habibi

>__>

(Source: earthexplodes.com)

modcloth:

These remarkable dresses will leave you dreaming of the places you’re rock ‘em. Re: everywhere! 

I want them all. Especially the last.

did-you-kno:

According to a study, couples who share housework equally are more likely to divorce.
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"A study"You know “studies” happen all the time. Doesn’t mean they mean anything unless it’s conducted properly.

did-you-kno:

According to a study, couples who share housework equally are more likely to divorce.

Source

"A study"

You know “studies” happen all the time. Doesn’t mean they mean anything unless it’s conducted properly.